Santa's personal parking spot should never be vacant so close to Christmas.
But the buildings he found in this virtual place were so majestic.
Opulence rarely seen in reality was the norm in this place.
Who, Santa wondered, had enough free time to design and build such palaces, pixel by pixel?
Sure, they were well-read.
And enjoyed wonderful amenities.
But who chose to expend such effort for something so unreal?
And why were these richly decorated homes...
...filled with things that made Santa cry?
What was this place? This horrible, horrible place?
It was all too much for poor old St Nick, and he fainted dead away. And during his slumber, Christmas Town lay unprotected. An ancient evil began its unholy march.
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
We were able to recently sit down and interview the men's rights icon, Jordan Peterson, in this exclusive interview.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.