In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
It's Black Friday and here is a white rapper!
Everything I'm about to show you is art. It says nothing and is worth even less, but it's still art!
I hope you updated before the apocalypse, because the google play app store won’t even connect now.
Everything worth reading from Twitter in one handy, horrible place!
Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.