Relaxed zoning laws make additions to your home a snap.
Local comedian "snakebat" makes headlines at comedy clubs across the nation.
"Sponge Bob" becomes the highest rated afternoon program for kids in America.
A fist fight broke out last night over some stupid anime shit no one cares about. Officials have no official sounding comment.
Online dating is sweeping the nation by storm.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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