Relaxed zoning laws make additions to your home a snap.
Local comedian "snakebat" makes headlines at comedy clubs across the nation.
"Sponge Bob" becomes the highest rated afternoon program for kids in America.
A fist fight broke out last night over some stupid anime shit no one cares about. Officials have no official sounding comment.
Online dating is sweeping the nation by storm.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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