Relaxed zoning laws make additions to your home a snap.
Local comedian "snakebat" makes headlines at comedy clubs across the nation.
"Sponge Bob" becomes the highest rated afternoon program for kids in America.
A fist fight broke out last night over some stupid anime shit no one cares about. Officials have no official sounding comment.
Online dating is sweeping the nation by storm.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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