Relaxed zoning laws make additions to your home a snap.
Local comedian "snakebat" makes headlines at comedy clubs across the nation.
"Sponge Bob" becomes the highest rated afternoon program for kids in America.
A fist fight broke out last night over some stupid anime shit no one cares about. Officials have no official sounding comment.
Online dating is sweeping the nation by storm.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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