Self fellatio has been proven by medical doctors and men with fake medical licenses to dramatically reduce the chance of a heart attack. Fractured ribs, however, are on the rise.

"pokemona" forgot to take her medication. Anime nuts will frequently fall into their fantasy world on a whim. If you see a fat white girl in the street acting out her favorite anime show STAY AWAY.

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