I'm all up in dat.

Reports are coming in following last week's bank attack. The FBI is saying that a 16 year old male who just couldn't take it anymore logged into his father's online banking account and deleted his money. The teen was hauled away by police screaming, "YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME I AM MY OWN PERSON I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!!!"

Government officials can agree on one thing, there is no hope for mankind.

Do we dare attempt to answer the question that has been plaguing mankind for eternity?

"Gohanis" has tried all the get rich quick schemes and come up empty handed. But he's going to get rich with this scheme, and quick!

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