PERSONALS: hawt 18/f/ca looking for man. Non-smoker, must love animals and crazy bitches.
A 43 year old divorced father of four living with his parents was arrested last night for child pornography. Bail has been set at $1,000,000. No word yet if a court date has been scheduled.
MOVIE REVIEWS: "X: The Movie" Two ritilin pills up, way up!
Do internet fantasies go too far? Mental health officials are now saying they don't go far enough!
This Week on Something Awful...
The Deadliest Snake In The Wild West
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield Cooks Up Trouble is the most offensive and dangerous book I've ever read
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
A Guide to Understanding Ben Garrison's Political Cartoons
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
Not Being Scared By A Person With A Chainsaw!
me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey
A Recap Of Every DOTA 2 International Match
(indecipherable yelling as eight heroes stand still in an ankle-deep wavepool)
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