PERSONALS: hawt 18/f/ca looking for man. Non-smoker, must love animals and crazy bitches.
A 43 year old divorced father of four living with his parents was arrested last night for child pornography. Bail has been set at $1,000,000. No word yet if a court date has been scheduled.
MOVIE REVIEWS: "X: The Movie" Two ritilin pills up, way up!
Do internet fantasies go too far? Mental health officials are now saying they don't go far enough!
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