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A 43 year old divorced father of four living with his parents was arrested last night for child pornography. Bail has been set at $1,000,000. No word yet if a court date has been scheduled.
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Do internet fantasies go too far? Mental health officials are now saying they don't go far enough!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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