Christian Teens. Can't live with 'em, can't convince them their God doesn't exist. Sigh.
I'm an Atheist. Deal with it.
Ugh, that man could have been using that condom to prevent the birth of another pure, Christian child! That's the most offensive thing about this.
Young women want romance??? It can't be...
Sorry, but a music collection consisting of 90% Christian artists isn't going to cut it. You need to step it up to 99%.
Why do you think he's on Facebook? He's looking to get some college tail.
JERKING OFF IS GOD'S WILL.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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