Christian Teens. Can't live with 'em, can't convince them their God doesn't exist. Sigh.
I'm an Atheist. Deal with it.
Ugh, that man could have been using that condom to prevent the birth of another pure, Christian child! That's the most offensive thing about this.
Young women want romance??? It can't be...
Sorry, but a music collection consisting of 90% Christian artists isn't going to cut it. You need to step it up to 99%.
Why do you think he's on Facebook? He's looking to get some college tail.
JERKING OFF IS GOD'S WILL.
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