A pumpkin broke his heart...
We mean it!
This post is like a how-to about messing up your kid.
Dats a good vun.
It is God's will.
Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy
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Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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