A pumpkin broke his heart...
We mean it!
This post is like a how-to about messing up your kid.
Dats a good vun.
It is God's will.
Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy
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I had to register my complaints while they were still fresh. And while the bark was still fresh and pliable.
Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
For every two dollars spent, you get just under one skeleton. A troubling proposition.
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