You're right. Neanderthals used to club females in the head, drag them into a cave, and rape the hell out of them because they lacked the capacity to communicate their feelings. Sounds like Asperger's to me.

Hope you got ten bucks or a fake email address to reregister.

I jsut wanted to be an aspie...

Any other cool diseases I can claim to have to explain away all my negative traits that drive people away from me?

I wish I could get screened for cancer on the Internet.

Finally, the crutch I was looking for!

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