Someday, wolf, you'll break 150 on the Aspie test. Just keep dreaming.
Is that your fiance in the photo with you?
Yeah, but Edison went on to invent some stuff. You're just good at some Pokemon game.
-50 points from Syltherin for being a bunch of jerkoffs.
I masturbate on soil if that counts for anything.
I would rather have cancer because I'd rather spend my last moments in life with people.
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Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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