Do these guys even know what they're talking about?
I'm serious too. You need help.
My name is Craig, sir, and I'd like you to get off my property.
I don't know if this is role playing or if these guys really think this is for real. Which would be worse?
Please for the love of God just reply to my insane ramblings. I'm so alone.
I do it all the time!
This is some pretty complex time travelling shit. I'm not sure I could understand.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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