Do these guys even know what they're talking about?

I'm serious too. You need help.

My name is Craig, sir, and I'd like you to get off my property.

I don't know if this is role playing or if these guys really think this is for real. Which would be worse?

Please for the love of God just reply to my insane ramblings. I'm so alone.

I do it all the time!

This is some pretty complex time travelling shit. I'm not sure I could understand.

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