From our very own Something Awful Forums. I think I speak for all of us when I say, Jesus Fucking Christ.
Whenever "Winson_Paine" exclaims, "Time for posting" everyone logs off.
I'm not sure what makes him "extra slippery" and I don't think I want to know.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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