Sometimes man dreams just a little too hard. Their brain resets itself and then they firmly believe they actually did whatever it is they were dreaming about doing. This segment is dedicated to those brave but ultimately messed up men.
I wonder what the jet lag is like.
Hey Peter, nice to meet you, my name is REALITY and I'm going to smack you in the head.
I hate people who use really complicated terms to describe very simple processes.
Whats on second.
I'm surfing the World Wide What.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.