Time Travel

Sometimes man dreams just a little too hard. Their brain resets itself and then they firmly believe they actually did whatever it is they were dreaming about doing. This segment is dedicated to those brave but ultimately messed up men.

I wonder what the jet lag is like.

Hey Peter, nice to meet you, my name is REALITY and I'm going to smack you in the head.

I hate people who use really complicated terms to describe very simple processes.

Whats on second.

I'm surfing the World Wide What.

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