Sometimes man dreams just a little too hard. Their brain resets itself and then they firmly believe they actually did whatever it is they were dreaming about doing. This segment is dedicated to those brave but ultimately messed up men.
I wonder what the jet lag is like.
Hey Peter, nice to meet you, my name is REALITY and I'm going to smack you in the head.
I hate people who use really complicated terms to describe very simple processes.
Whats on second.
I'm surfing the World Wide What.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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