You know nothing about being a tag team! You've gotta learn how to slap a man's hand!

When? When what?! Oh god the suspense is killing me!

You know, this is exactly how real wrestling is written.

Prepare yourself for the raw power that is JOHN CENA. The next few images are all from the same post. It's amazing.

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