I have now seen what a true woman should be; a 10 foot tall, blue-skinned hunter-gatherer.

Have you even seen James Cameron's smash hit Avatar? Have you?

All the proof you need is right here ladies and gentlemen.

You fuck with James Cameron's wallet... you fuck with ME.

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