THIS JUST IN. Asian company improves on a product or service. Film at 11.
I think they want you to press the button as fast as it takes to make you go into convulsions and pass out.
I'm, uh, interested.
HOLLA BACK NIGGAH.
"Clarissimus" Explains It All
My right arm is huge.
I've got a joke for you. What do you call a woman with a black eye? Physically and mentally abused! BA-DUM-CHING.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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