THIS JUST IN. Asian company improves on a product or service. Film at 11.
I think they want you to press the button as fast as it takes to make you go into convulsions and pass out.
I'm, uh, interested.
HOLLA BACK NIGGAH.
"Clarissimus" Explains It All
My right arm is huge.
I've got a joke for you. What do you call a woman with a black eye? Physically and mentally abused! BA-DUM-CHING.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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