THIS JUST IN. Asian company improves on a product or service. Film at 11.

I think they want you to press the button as fast as it takes to make you go into convulsions and pass out.

I'm, uh, interested.

HOLLA BACK NIGGAH.

"Clarissimus" Explains It All

My right arm is huge.

Fascinating!

I've got a joke for you. What do you call a woman with a black eye? Physically and mentally abused! BA-DUM-CHING.

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