This is all a horrible scam. He's using the A-Team sympathy card to get you to sign a petition that actually supports legalizing beastility. For shame, "Tonto_johnlee"!

I don't think, oh never mind.

Thanks for... that, internet user.

What's so wrong about sharing your bed with a child?

I'm with my girlfriend because she has an Xbox and boobs.

Modern radio is over rated. I miss the 1950s. From elevator music to barbershop 1950s radio had it all.

Excuses excuses.

Most people don't know this, but 14 year old freshmen on their mom's AOL account posing as hackers have done some great things for the internet. For example,

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