Random Retards

"matthew" here is what we call a worthless sack of crap. He has no redeeming qualities at all. His days are spent working in an office while fantasizing about burning down the building. No one would listen to anything he says unless they were other wackos as equally dumb on the internet.

Unfortunately no other country wants these fucks.

Rules. Check. Welcome thread. Check. I sucked my friend's dick thread. Check. Everything seems to be in order here.

Hahaha nerds.

Cast Steve Martin as the wacky dad who can't stand his daughter dating and you've got yourself a number one comedy!

I'm going to serve my country by sitting here and making sure there are no terrorists in this here row of shrubbery. It's hard work but god help us, someone has to do it.

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy had some Bib Fortuna erotic fiction hidden somewhere on his hard drive.

Guys like this get banned on our forums all the time!

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