Internet stupidity is a worldwide affair.

They don't have any food and yet they can post on message boards? What a crazy world.

Your user name is "MIZZ_BOOTY-FLY" and you're judging your uncle? Am I reading this right?

Watch out everybody! "Judas" is going to say some crazy shit!

Ah, Live Action Role-playing, bringing internet stupidity into the real world.

I need advice please. I have a growth on my ass that's turning black and yelling at my kids. Please advise.

You goddamn nerd.

It's true because I read it on the internet!

Say hello to future pedophile "Witch_of_Wicca".

Special thanks to my FYAD friends ukr, kliksf, Ali G, Mighty Stalker, ratmankey, Sandamnitt, and Tazzo for contributing to this report.

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