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Just here for fun, haha, not doing any investigating or anything.

So what's the deal with airline peanuts *tugs tie* errrmm uhh *SPAZ* tough crowd here, haha *wipes brow* *dies*

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Be on the lookout for a roofied up grandma.

Now thatsa spicy meataball!

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