Miss Bimbo is a website where you can design and dress your very own bimbo and live out your greatest stupid fantasy on their fantastic forums.

Just here for fun, haha, not doing any investigating or anything.

So what's the deal with airline peanuts *tugs tie* errrmm uhh *SPAZ* tough crowd here, haha *wipes brow* *dies*

All acceptable tidbits of information that you can share on a job interview.

Be on the lookout for a roofied up grandma.

Now thatsa spicy meataball!

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