The best thing about being a man is stroking my penis and pretending it is another man's penis.

Yeah, the Internet and houses are nice and all but... I wish we had more trained animals. Sigh.

The Shadow Realm is just a crutch for lazy cartoon writers.

This is also how you do Kegel exercises.

You need at least an bachelor's degree in bio-engineering to fully appreciate Yu-Gi-Oh.

This is one of the actual writers that works on Bratz! It's such an honor to meet you, ma'am. I love your work.

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