I used the report button to report some abuse, on the English language that is! *high five*
The only thing I care about in life is if boys like me. Heh, sounds like me when I was that age.
I don't know, put out I guess? What kind of advice do these girls expect?
Here's some bad advice. Hope this helps.
Nobody knows menstruation like grandma.
Lettuce also makes you poop. So do apples and oranges. In fact, I'm pretty sure the act of ingesting any food at all makes you poop.
Mama always said stay away from the Jamaicans!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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