The most users ever online on the Hilary Clinton Forum was 5,310 on August 29, 2008. As I write this there are only 80 users online. Militant Clinton supporters, where art thou?

The United States Government is an equal opportunity employer.


No way.


These people are almost as bad as people who don't eat at In-N-Out because they put the bible verses on the cups. I don't care if they print Mein Kampf on the cups, I'm eating at In-N-Out.


COFFEE IS GAY NO MATTER WHERE YOU GET IT FROM.


I don't care if Obama picks rated rookie Pete Harnisch, I'm voting for McCain.


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