Just another reason to have voted for Obama.

These militant Muslim dudes are using my bathroom right now. This isn't the change I signed up for!

A vote for Obama is a vote for the token black guy on SNL to get on more sketches.

Time makes fools of us all.

Yeah, we found out Obama was JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.

Barack Obama wants to send all whites to Africa as a punishment for slavery.

Affirmative action First Lady???


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