Just another reason to have voted for Obama.
These militant Muslim dudes are using my bathroom right now. This isn't the change I signed up for!
A vote for Obama is a vote for the token black guy on SNL to get on more sketches.
Time makes fools of us all.
Yeah, we found out Obama was JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Barack Obama wants to send all whites to Africa as a punishment for slavery.
Affirmative action First Lady???
WRITE IN SEYMORE BUTTS.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.