Just another reason to have voted for Obama.
These militant Muslim dudes are using my bathroom right now. This isn't the change I signed up for!
A vote for Obama is a vote for the token black guy on SNL to get on more sketches.
Time makes fools of us all.
Yeah, we found out Obama was JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Barack Obama wants to send all whites to Africa as a punishment for slavery.
Affirmative action First Lady???
WRITE IN SEYMORE BUTTS.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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