Just another reason to have voted for Obama.
These militant Muslim dudes are using my bathroom right now. This isn't the change I signed up for!
A vote for Obama is a vote for the token black guy on SNL to get on more sketches.
Time makes fools of us all.
Yeah, we found out Obama was JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Barack Obama wants to send all whites to Africa as a punishment for slavery.
Affirmative action First Lady???
WRITE IN SEYMORE BUTTS.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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