Jail.


Okay, I understand wanting to post on a site for fat gay men. That's fine. I know how hard it can be for fat gay men to meet people. Don't ask me how I know that, but I know. But here's a guy with his pants down, showing off his XXXXL underwear and lifting his football jersey to reveal his massive man tits. Now that's crossing the line. Come on! That's why Weekend Web exists.


I hope this guy doesn't enjoy horse riding.


An early death?


So this is what the meat slicer at my local grocer does at night.


It would be easy to make a beached whale joke. It would also be easy to call attention to the fact that a beached whale joke would be easy. Well this guy is a beached walrus. There.


The man knows what he wants.


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