First person to incorporate "creamy firmness" in DA2 fanfiction wins a prize!

I could call you a lot of things, "Ericzio," but corny is probably the most polite.

"colejossart" loves to laugh.

It's still terrible! Thanks for asking!

dwarf loving.

What about m/m dwarf romance?!

This one image sums up everything the Bioware forums entail. But I still wanted you to look at the rest, so it's last.

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