Good heavens, I think I'm getting the vapors!

Beware my cape of cherry filling!

You're weird.

It takes a truly subtle understanding of gender and human sexuality to grasp that fictional characters' preferences are determined by popular vote.

Goddamn queers in my pretend TV world!

"Shinji Ex" isn't allowed in the produce section anymore. There was an ... incident.

Whoa! Whoa! I wasn't ready for that kinda of detail!

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