Good heavens, I think I'm getting the vapors!
Beware my cape of cherry filling!
It takes a truly subtle understanding of gender and human sexuality to grasp that fictional characters' preferences are determined by popular vote.
Goddamn queers in my pretend TV world!
"Shinji Ex" isn't allowed in the produce section anymore. There was an ... incident.
Whoa! Whoa! I wasn't ready for that kinda of detail!
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.