Congratulations, you've asked the one question so stupid and pointless that even these people didn't respond.

Romantic as this image might be, that "pop" you heard was a serious medical event brought on by morbid obesity.

Never before have the words "created about 5 hours ago" stood out so starkly as an oasis of sanity.

Hmm, for some reason, this ridiculous post has a different background than the others ...

Seriously? You're here, too? How many forums do you ponygoons need?

Sometimes I think about how passionately and obsessively I love a fictional character and I feel so ... superior.

How about Merrillmancers?

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