Congratulations, you've asked the one question so stupid and pointless that even these people didn't respond.
Romantic as this image might be, that "pop" you heard was a serious medical event brought on by morbid obesity.
Never before have the words "created about 5 hours ago" stood out so starkly as an oasis of sanity.
Hmm, for some reason, this ridiculous post has a different background than the others ...
Seriously? You're here, too? How many forums do you ponygoons need?
Sometimes I think about how passionately and obsessively I love a fictional character and I feel so ... superior.
How about Merrillmancers?
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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