Humans are so boring. :P I mean, have you ever tried to date one irl? Me either, but I bet it's boring like in the game.
I, too, have often found myself thinking "I wish sex were more like a 'God of War' mini-game.
I am important, and I read this. You are important, and you will read this. Let's not do anything about these things.
Dear Bioware, please consider expanding this character I jerk off to.
It wouldn't be an Internet discussion about young-looking animated girls without the old "she's actually 106" gambit.
Pick some different pixels to fuck, bro.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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