Humans are so boring. :P I mean, have you ever tried to date one irl? Me either, but I bet it's boring like in the game.

I, too, have often found myself thinking "I wish sex were more like a 'God of War' mini-game.

I am important, and I read this. You are important, and you will read this. Let's not do anything about these things.

Dear Bioware, please consider expanding this character I jerk off to.

lol wut

It wouldn't be an Internet discussion about young-looking animated girls without the old "she's actually 106" gambit.

Pick some different pixels to fuck, bro.

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