Humans are so boring. :P I mean, have you ever tried to date one irl? Me either, but I bet it's boring like in the game.
I, too, have often found myself thinking "I wish sex were more like a 'God of War' mini-game.
I am important, and I read this. You are important, and you will read this. Let's not do anything about these things.
Dear Bioware, please consider expanding this character I jerk off to.
It wouldn't be an Internet discussion about young-looking animated girls without the old "she's actually 106" gambit.
Pick some different pixels to fuck, bro.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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