Humans are so boring. :P I mean, have you ever tried to date one irl? Me either, but I bet it's boring like in the game.
I, too, have often found myself thinking "I wish sex were more like a 'God of War' mini-game.
I am important, and I read this. You are important, and you will read this. Let's not do anything about these things.
Dear Bioware, please consider expanding this character I jerk off to.
It wouldn't be an Internet discussion about young-looking animated girls without the old "she's actually 106" gambit.
Pick some different pixels to fuck, bro.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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