Humans are so boring. :P I mean, have you ever tried to date one irl? Me either, but I bet it's boring like in the game.
I, too, have often found myself thinking "I wish sex were more like a 'God of War' mini-game.
I am important, and I read this. You are important, and you will read this. Let's not do anything about these things.
Dear Bioware, please consider expanding this character I jerk off to.
It wouldn't be an Internet discussion about young-looking animated girls without the old "she's actually 106" gambit.
Pick some different pixels to fuck, bro.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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