Take a hint buddy!
Thread of the century.
Merriam Webster is rolling around in his grave!
Shut the fuck up.
Sigs with collages of ugly people are pretty popular on this forum I'd say.
I'd like to glue a thesaurus to a dictionary and bean this guy in the head with it.
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