Take a hint buddy!
Thread of the century.
Merriam Webster is rolling around in his grave!
Shut the fuck up.
Sigs with collages of ugly people are pretty popular on this forum I'd say.
I'd like to glue a thesaurus to a dictionary and bean this guy in the head with it.
Why, hello there! How are you? Ooops I mean, Y HELO THAR HOW R U !!!
Many people have heard that I am into anal but that is just a vicious rumor started by Best Western Hotels.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.