Take a hint buddy!
Thread of the century.
Merriam Webster is rolling around in his grave!
Shut the fuck up.
Sigs with collages of ugly people are pretty popular on this forum I'd say.
I'd like to glue a thesaurus to a dictionary and bean this guy in the head with it.
Why, hello there! How are you? Ooops I mean, Y HELO THAR HOW R U !!!
Many people have heard that I am into anal but that is just a vicious rumor started by Best Western Hotels.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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