At first I thought she was talking about having sex? Am I crazy here?


Ahhh! Kerry McFadden! I absolutely love her! Whoever she is!

Who gives a shit?! :)

This is one straight up thuggin' homeboy word ya'll.

I'm naked and ready to go to Uncle's funeral!

This is all terribly exciting kids but I think it's time to take a look at the Duke Nukem Forever forums.

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