Nuclear launch detected.

It's good to play together.

HULKAMANIA IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN!

"Kathy" is stuck in the 1800s.

*head trauma overcomes peanut and she dies*

If the kid didn't die on school property then it wasn't a school death. An unofficial policy at Disneyland is to rush the injured person off the property as soon as possible so you can say they didn't actually die inside of Disneyland.

Fortunately you don't!

I think all Nirvana fans should follow in his footsteps.

This is how we do in THA OC.

Finally, the last image. This feature felt like an eternity in hell.

Special thanks to my FYAD friends for contributing to this report.

Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!

Sir the show's over.

But I have no where to go.

– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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