This was the original George W. Bush ad written by the man himself shortly before his advisors put a blanket over his head to make him go to sleep.
Freshen your drink gov'nuh?
"Super Dude" is one of those self-hating Pakistanis.
They should charge us but we shouldn't have to pay?
Thread hijacked m/
I read this person's username as "Pooper Sweetie". If only it were...
I have some advice for the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences. If a good movie isn't released in an entire year just don't give an award! I bet you that in ten years we're going to see the Oscar for Best Picture go to "CHiPs: The Movie".
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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