This was the original George W. Bush ad written by the man himself shortly before his advisors put a blanket over his head to make him go to sleep.

Freshen your drink gov'nuh?

"Super Dude" is one of those self-hating Pakistanis.

They should charge us but we shouldn't have to pay?

Thread hijacked m/

I read this person's username as "Pooper Sweetie". If only it were...

I have some advice for the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences. If a good movie isn't released in an entire year just don't give an award! I bet you that in ten years we're going to see the Oscar for Best Picture go to "CHiPs: The Movie".

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

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