This was the original George W. Bush ad written by the man himself shortly before his advisors put a blanket over his head to make him go to sleep.
Freshen your drink gov'nuh?
"Super Dude" is one of those self-hating Pakistanis.
They should charge us but we shouldn't have to pay?
Thread hijacked m/
I read this person's username as "Pooper Sweetie". If only it were...
I have some advice for the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences. If a good movie isn't released in an entire year just don't give an award! I bet you that in ten years we're going to see the Oscar for Best Picture go to "CHiPs: The Movie".
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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