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"stokesno1fan" is a disapointed fan.

Thread of the year.

I tried to read her post but I couldn't follow anything she was saying.

That's a trend I can get behind!

Is this the Matrix?

"JessicaGurl11" is the next Ayn Rand. Sucks to be her.

In bizzaro world the thread would have read, "No one else will listen to me so I'll shut up about it."

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