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I'm sure he appreciates those kind words.
The children are united in their admiration of this shitty movie.
I wish they would have shown Law and Order in English class. I think I would have actually learned something.
Why doesn't she just come out and say, "I want Johnny Dep to fuck my brains out." That's basically what all this means anyway.
I heard Bill Murray was pissed he didn't win an Oscar. He should be. Fucker deserved it, not for Lost in Translation, but Groundhog Day. That was a truly incredible film.
Anybody looking forward to seeing Rich Kyanka butt-naked in an update next week? I know I am. Stay tuned!
I didn't think I would find a more stupid demographic than American teenagers but here it is. I've been doing this for twenty-two years and I am still surprised at times.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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