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I'm sure he appreciates those kind words.
The children are united in their admiration of this shitty movie.
I wish they would have shown Law and Order in English class. I think I would have actually learned something.
Why doesn't she just come out and say, "I want Johnny Dep to fuck my brains out." That's basically what all this means anyway.
I heard Bill Murray was pissed he didn't win an Oscar. He should be. Fucker deserved it, not for Lost in Translation, but Groundhog Day. That was a truly incredible film.
Anybody looking forward to seeing Rich Kyanka butt-naked in an update next week? I know I am. Stay tuned!
I didn't think I would find a more stupid demographic than American teenagers but here it is. I've been doing this for twenty-two years and I am still surprised at times.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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