God took my club sandwhich. God giveth and God taketh away.
You sure are the free thinking motherfucker aren't you? I am a free thinker in that I am free to think about how many fingers I could fit in your rectum. I'm going to say seven.
That isn't divine intervention. It's God having a little bit of fun. "Hey Moses let's see how long this anime nut can hold their breath!"
I will pray for your car keys.
That reminds me, I need to go for the grocery selling store.
Is it as cool as Veggie Tales?
GORO WAS THE BEST MORTAL KOMBAT BOSS.
He just missed.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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