God took my club sandwhich. God giveth and God taketh away.
You sure are the free thinking motherfucker aren't you? I am a free thinker in that I am free to think about how many fingers I could fit in your rectum. I'm going to say seven.
That isn't divine intervention. It's God having a little bit of fun. "Hey Moses let's see how long this anime nut can hold their breath!"
I will pray for your car keys.
That reminds me, I need to go for the grocery selling store.
Is it as cool as Veggie Tales?
GORO WAS THE BEST MORTAL KOMBAT BOSS.
He just missed.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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