God took my club sandwhich. God giveth and God taketh away.

You sure are the free thinking motherfucker aren't you? I am a free thinker in that I am free to think about how many fingers I could fit in your rectum. I'm going to say seven.

That isn't divine intervention. It's God having a little bit of fun. "Hey Moses let's see how long this anime nut can hold their breath!"

I will pray for your car keys.

That reminds me, I need to go for the grocery selling store.

Is it as cool as Veggie Tales?

GORO WAS THE BEST MORTAL KOMBAT BOSS.

He just missed.

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