Pro tip: Food makes you not hungry.

Will do buddy. Thanks for looking out for us.

I disaprove this message.

NO.

Since things like learning and using toilet paper require hard work and patience you will probably quit this little project in roughly six seconds.

CALL 911.

What the fuck? That doesn't even make sense.

This is some serious shit.

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