Pro tip: Food makes you not hungry.
Will do buddy. Thanks for looking out for us.
I disaprove this message.
Since things like learning and using toilet paper require hard work and patience you will probably quit this little project in roughly six seconds.
What the fuck? That doesn't even make sense.
This is some serious shit.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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