Pro tip: Food makes you not hungry.
Will do buddy. Thanks for looking out for us.
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Since things like learning and using toilet paper require hard work and patience you will probably quit this little project in roughly six seconds.
What the fuck? That doesn't even make sense.
This is some serious shit.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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