What 16 year old girl can't get attention and feels the need to kill themselves because of it? There is a whole world of creepy guys out there ready and willing to pay attention to you.
iTunes? Heh, that's nubsauce.
Creepy sig series #11,152
It's the most annoying MMORPG player ever. Preach on, brother!
It's about time someone combined the animation of glorious Nippon with the values of Christianity.
NO, NOBODY HAS NOTICED THIS. JUST YOU. YOU'RE THE FIRST. YOU'VE OPENED MY EYES. Jesus Christ. Soon Satan is going to arise from the depths of hell and merge all the phone companies.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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