I WILL CALL THESE WHEN I'M ON FIRE, THANKS!
Guess I won't be buying Dell now.
Keep your pool clean, hippy.
I've never seen it explained so eloquently.
Abandon that ship. It's not going anywhere.
I wonder if any of these people can queef. I'd love to see that.
THAT'S SO DEEP IT BROKE MY HEART.
I am glad this is the last one.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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