I WILL CALL THESE WHEN I'M ON FIRE, THANKS!

Guess I won't be buying Dell now.

Keep your pool clean, hippy.

I've never seen it explained so eloquently.

Abandon that ship. It's not going anywhere.

I wonder if any of these people can queef. I'd love to see that.

THAT'S SO DEEP IT BROKE MY HEART.

I am glad this is the last one.

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