I WILL CALL THESE WHEN I'M ON FIRE, THANKS!
Guess I won't be buying Dell now.
Keep your pool clean, hippy.
I've never seen it explained so eloquently.
Abandon that ship. It's not going anywhere.
I wonder if any of these people can queef. I'd love to see that.
THAT'S SO DEEP IT BROKE MY HEART.
I am glad this is the last one.
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