Swirve Utopia

This forum is a little bit of everything. Politics, role playing, and retardation. It's Swirve Utopia!

Haha this one is good.

My parents usually made the cat babysit me when they went out.

I don't get it.

God didn't send no fucking helicopter. This story is full of holes!

When Morons Debate Serious Issues, tonight at 8 on Fox.

Now this is a compromise that I can get behind.

Yeah, keep on dreaming buddy. Keep an eye on this guy. He's the next Dahmer.


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