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Listen to your father.

That's his biggest accomplishment in life.

She's in limbo between trash and zealot. I'd take the middle ground. I would stop going to parties and church.

"The Little One" is the lesser of two evils this time.

help me listen to god plz

Metallica goes to church every Sunday.

You're not a geek, you're a moron.

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