I do! Me! Me! Oh teacher I've been ever so good!
God I would give anything to smell Conan's farts.
I wonder if there are people out there who would want to suck off Jay Leno.
...the whitest penis on Earth.
If Conan O'Brien ever found this thread, no, this forum, there would be a couple hundred restraining orders sent out that night.
OH GOD I WANT TO SUCK OFF CONAN O'BRIEN!!!!
The man loves his masturbating bears.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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