I do! Me! Me! Oh teacher I've been ever so good!
God I would give anything to smell Conan's farts.
I wonder if there are people out there who would want to suck off Jay Leno.
...the whitest penis on Earth.
If Conan O'Brien ever found this thread, no, this forum, there would be a couple hundred restraining orders sent out that night.
OH GOD I WANT TO SUCK OFF CONAN O'BRIEN!!!!
The man loves his masturbating bears.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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