I do! Me! Me! Oh teacher I've been ever so good!
God I would give anything to smell Conan's farts.
I wonder if there are people out there who would want to suck off Jay Leno.
...the whitest penis on Earth.
If Conan O'Brien ever found this thread, no, this forum, there would be a couple hundred restraining orders sent out that night.
OH GOD I WANT TO SUCK OFF CONAN O'BRIEN!!!!
The man loves his masturbating bears.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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