So how many kills did you get spectating?
A customer of Wal Mart can't get a PC game installled? Why am I not surprised.
I hope a little bit of that training rubs off on you. Sheesh.
I would not do business with anyone who personifies their genitals.
Who the hell started the rampant usage of the word smacktard? I want to personally kick this moron in the balls to the point where he starts to enjoy it and we get this dominatrix / submissive relationship going and then two months into the relationship I reveal that it was all a scam and he's on some reality show that busts people for wierd fetishes and then I get shot in the face after the resulting drama.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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