So how many kills did you get spectating?

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A customer of Wal Mart can't get a PC game installled? Why am I not surprised.

I hope a little bit of that training rubs off on you. Sheesh.

I would not do business with anyone who personifies their genitals.

Who the hell started the rampant usage of the word smacktard? I want to personally kick this moron in the balls to the point where he starts to enjoy it and we get this dominatrix / submissive relationship going and then two months into the relationship I reveal that it was all a scam and he's on some reality show that busts people for wierd fetishes and then I get shot in the face after the resulting drama.

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