What a pleasent surprise! It's a visit from our good friend Cute Gurl v2.0!
I think you need to talk to "Lauren" up there.
This is probably one of those faggots that reads the SA Forums but still thinks forum invasion is funny. Holy shit dude you're talking like Jeff K! That's hillarious here in 2004!
Striving to be a respected Counter-Strike player is like waiting for a good Adam Sandler movie. It just ain't gonna happen kid. And if it does, nobody is going to care about it.
What is so great about playing leaked betas? Shit, I don't even really like playing the games that do get finished.
This is surely an internet conspiracy. Get the FBI on this case immediately!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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