"Bearnoir" is a fucking moron, plain and simple.

"Pho" made a rookie mistake.

Oh "Fagtrot", what kind of crazy schemes will you get into next?

Good idea, champ.


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Same thing happens to me when I eat bad ham. What a trip dude.

"elister", we hardly knew 'ye.


The worst poster from any forum ever.

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