"Bearnoir" is a fucking moron, plain and simple.

"Pho" made a rookie mistake.

Oh "Fagtrot", what kind of crazy schemes will you get into next?

Good idea, champ.

HELP ME TERRORIZE MY GIRLFRIEND'S DAUGHTER. THIS WILL SURELY GET ME LAID!

Advertisers, you too can reach this prime demographic.

Same thing happens to me when I eat bad ham. What a trip dude.

"elister", we hardly knew 'ye.

ANIME FUCKING SUCKS.

The worst poster from any forum ever.

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