It's like he went to the soda fountain and combined all the sodas to create a really awful tasting drink. It was my favorite thing to do as a kid and now I have diabetes. Hooray!

PM sent.

Sorry your plan to molest teenage girls failed. Better luck next time, bro.

I went to a public school but they didn't give us computers, just a password to Bangbus and a box of tissues.

He's got you there,

I have video of that fish walking onto land but he made a copyright claim on YouTube and I had to pull it.

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