God created man and woman to argue with each other about the kind of drapes they want to hang up in the living room.
Satan, the original troll.
But how do you know gravity will cause you to die if you jump off a building? There's only one way to find out!
Scientists are bitter and cynical and won't hesitate to destroy a fellow scientist's work with his own findings if he can. That's the reason for being a scientist in the first place, showing up other scientists.
But is it wrong to grind, piss, and shit on a chick? This I gotta know.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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