I just learned the other day that my girlfriend kissed four guys before me. That cheating whore!


I can see why he ran away.


Yes. You get one do-over.


At least they know when to quit.


Hey, it's better than anything I could do, but I'm going to shit all over her drawings anyway.


Special thanks to flpwch, eucibius, change my name, Hellequin, Jip_Bip_Jo, Snowcow, actionjackson, esc, ryborg and The Aristeia. Glory be to God and the holy spirit amen. Now let's grind, boys.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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