I just learned the other day that my girlfriend kissed four guys before me. That cheating whore!
I can see why he ran away.
Yes. You get one do-over.
At least they know when to quit.
Hey, it's better than anything I could do, but I'm going to shit all over her drawings anyway.
Special thanks to flpwch, eucibius, change my name, Hellequin, Jip_Bip_Jo, Snowcow, actionjackson, esc, ryborg and The Aristeia. Glory be to God and the holy spirit amen. Now let's grind, boys.
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