Unless it's Lasanga Cat I'm not clicking.
This is just an excuse for havin' no game, son. Get out there and give some women some backhanded compliments and they'll be yours!
Well the Bible has a lot of contradictions. There's probably another passage where they say cut penises look better or something.
Nah, I think eternity jumped the shark years ago. Eternity's days are numbered.
I like diggin up dead bodies
look at me Im gross
my name's Violent J but you can call me syphillis
gonorrhea the clap cause i infected this rap
you wanna know if i could ever kill somebody
well thats like askin Charlie Manson if he's ever been in jail
I kill family, friends, myself
what, yeah, I'd kill myself if I could only survive
Considering most of America lives a McChristian life, I doubt eating too much McDonald's is a sin.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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