Darknest is a site featuring the best in fantasy erotica. So what did I do the second the link to their forums landed in my email box? Why, look for the "post your picture" thread of course!
Now that's more like it. I think you misunderstood. You want "greasy" not "shiny".
Remember when guys used to get tattoos that spelled out "MOM"?
It isn't all ugly up in this forum. There's bad poetry too!
She isn't that bad. Come on Helldump stop being gay.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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