Darknest is a site featuring the best in fantasy erotica. So what did I do the second the link to their forums landed in my email box? Why, look for the "post your picture" thread of course!

Bullshit.


Now that's more like it. I think you misunderstood. You want "greasy" not "shiny".


Remember when guys used to get tattoos that spelled out "MOM"?


It isn't all ugly up in this forum. There's bad poetry too!


She isn't that bad. Come on Helldump stop being gay.


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